CHALO BULAWA AAIYA HAI!!!!
July 21, 2022 (SRM Institute of Science and Technology, Kattankulathur)
Kapil (My Classmate) asked me, "Bhai, kab jaa Raha hai Mahabalipuram." (Bro, when are you going to Mahabalipuram.)
I replied, "Aaj 5 bje tak nikal jaunga" (Today by 5 PM)
"Thik, Jayega Kaise" (How will you go?)
"Airport then wahan se shuttle bus le lunga." (I'll go to the airport and then take a shuttle bus.)
"Kya, Puchi aadmi hai re tu, Pehle airport jayega phhir Mahabalipuram rent krte hai scooty phhir wahan se jaiyo saaman hotel chod Dena bakchodi bhi krenge, phhir tujhe drop kr denge" (You are such a pussy, you will go to airport then Mahabalipuram. Rent a scooty, I will drop your luggage, we will roam and then drop you back to hotel)
"Better!"
Makesh (Another classmate) came to my bench, "Bro, you have any work this evening?"
"I have to pack things up for the Olympiad then I am free."
"Can I come to Abode Valley?"
"Yeah, Anytime."
Phone Rang and I picked up
"Hey Shivansh, this is Gurumoorthy. The SPOC of Mermaid. There is a problem with our rooms."
"Yes, tell," I replied
"You have to stay in room 402 for two days."
"There is a mismanagement between Hotel and AICF."
"First, I will talk to Krish, then let you know."
"Alright!"
I called Krish
"Bhai rooms ka problem bolre ye" (There is a problem with rooms?)
"Han tujhe 402 main rehna pdega. 2-3 din ke liye Kuch rooms Kam pdd gye hai" (You have to stay at 402)
"Tujhe pta tha," (You knew this.)
"Han. ptani kya aandu gaandu problem hai" (Yes. IDK what is this bullshit)
"Okay"
I called Gurumoorthy
"Okay, ill stay there I have no problem."
"Okay, thanks for cooperation."
"Anytime!"
July 21, 2022 (Abode Valley, Kakkan Street, Potheri)
Kapil, Makesh, and I came to Abode Valley. I packed two pairs of shorts, two tees, two pairs of jeans, two formal shirts, a pair of formal shoes, a speaker, three novels, and a laptop. Then we did some bullshit as usual. It's 7 PM.
Kapil shouted, "Chutiye, 5 bje nikna tha na hume." (Asshole, we were leaving by 5 PM)
I rushed to the rental shop, rented two scooties, and took Makesh and Lingreddy Sai Mahesh Reddy (another classmate, this is the name of a single person only) with us.
I and Makesh started the scooties and our next stop Petrol Pump.
Filled the fuel,
I told Lingireddy (who had my backpack on his back), "Bro, do one thing take out my speaker from the bottle holder and put it in the bag."
"Aye, chutiye there is no speaker in the bottle holder" Lingreddy replied
"Kukka Sulli" (Telegu Cuss Word)
I can feel the song, 'Aye Khuda Aye Khuda Gir Gaya, Gir Gaya' in my Backgroud
Yes, I lost my speaker, can't do anything called another classmate to find it on the road, but he failed to find it. We have to reach Mermaid. Now we rushed towards Kelambakkam (Place where my resort was).
TOH AA GYE TUM
July 21, 2022 (Mermaid Resorts & Banquets)
Let's do this, enter the resort with two scooties and three classmates. Asked the gateman about the reception, and He told me to go straight. I saw some North Indian People. Asked a guy who was fat but less than me.
"Oye tu volunteer hai?" I asked him
"Han bhai" (yes bro)this guy replied
"Main bhi, reception Kahan hai" (me too, where is reception)
"tumhari shaql ke saamne" (you are facing towards reception only)
(I judged him, He is from UP)
I went to Reception. I checked in.
BTW THIS IS RECEPTION
I saw this guy. He is thin AF!
"Tu Volunteer hai," I asked (Are you a volunteer.)
"Han Bhyiii" (Yes bro)
"Tu Marathi hai." (Are you Marathi?)
"Han, aapko Kaise pta" (How you know?)
"Accent bro. Aaichi pucchi" (Accent, Mother's Pussy)
"Bulle idhr aa" (Bulle come here.) I told Kapil
Kapil came and said
"Han bol chuuuutiye" (Tell chutiye)
"Yeh, bhi Marathi hai." (He is also Marathi)
Something these guys started talking about in the Marathi Language. I only understood. Both of them live were natively from Sangli. I named that guy Sangliieeee.
Now this old looking man came, who was chatting in a some Whatsapp group of two people said
"Hi, I am Akshay"
"Main Vishy Anand." (I am Vishy Anand.)
Akshay smiled and asked, "You checked in?"
"Yes, if you need any sort of help. You can contact me anytime."
"I need one girlfriend."
"That I can't provide you. I will meet you soon."
"Okay, bye"
Now, a hotel guy took my luggage and then started navigating me towards my room.
I told the hotel guy to drop my luggage in 401.
A Shirtless uncle typo opened the door.
"I am a roommate," I said
"Shivansh?" uncle replied
"Nahi, Narinder Modi"
"Krish"
we shook our hands
"abe tu hai, sun main saaman rakh ke jaara baad main milta" (It's you, I am keeping my luggage here I will meet you soon.)
"pr jaa kahan raha hai?" (where are you going?)
"classmates ke Saath" (with classmates.)
okay
I came out of the building and saw this girl sitting alone with a phone in hand.
"Oye, tu volunteer hai" (are you a volunteer?) I asked
"yes sir" the girl replied
"Rook ko Haathi, aur Mujhe Sir mt bolna. Maarunga ganda. INTROVERT!, akeli kyu baithi hai" (don't call rook as elephant and me as sir. else I'll beat you, INTROVERT. Why are you sitting alone?)
"Aise hi, toh aapko kya Kehna hai?" (just for spite, what should I call you then?)
"Shivansh and aap bhi nahi bolna hai. INTROVERT!" (Shivansh, don't call me AAP also, INTROVERT)
"Thik, main Nandani. Punjab se. Introvert kehne ki zroort nahi" (I am Nandani from Punjab, no need to call me Introvert)
"Introvert hi thik hai mere liye. Udta Punjab. Baad main milta tere se" (Introvert is better for me. I'll meet you later.)
"Okay!"
I saw a group of six to eight people standing 20 steps next to the INTROVERT girl!
"Tum bhi volunteer ho," I shouted (you are also volunteers?)
"Han"
I shook hands and told them my name.
and these guys told me their name
"Shriya"
"Melissa"
"Sahil"
"Mihir"
"Sagar, Sagar Shah"
"Tu gale lag jaa bhai" (i will hug you, bro.) I replied
(ps: Sagar Shah is an Indian International Master and co-founder of ChessBase India, and his youtube channel has helped a lot of chess players to grow as a chess players. He only has his name tho)
I hugged him. then started shaking hands with others.
"Megha"
I started walking towards reception and said I will meet them soon.
Now I am walking towards Kapil, A Sardar came.
"Khana khaa Liya bhai?" Sardar asked (You had dinner?)
"Nahi" (No) I replied
"Bhai khaaoo Jannat hai Paneer Makhni" (Go and have some dinner Paneer Makhni is Heavenly good)
"Acha bhai" (okay bhai)
Kapil, Makesh, and Lingreddy were waiting for me I went towards them. Kapil was coming toward me and slapped my head and said
"Bhosdike, aise muh se bolta nahi hai yahan chup nahi ho raha tha gaand maar lunga main teri?" (you are talking too much and in general you don't even talk dumbfuck.)
I smirked,
then we went to Kovalam Beach. and the guard warned us not to come back again in the night. Then we went to some beach at ECR sat there talked and had our dinner somewhere in Kelambakkam (that was the worst food I ever had in my last 7 lives) and then these guys dropped me at Mermaid Resorts. The hotel staff started shouting at me.
"You should not go outside after 8 PM. It's risky."
"Okay, sorry," I replied
I didn't have the energy to fight with those people.
I came to my room and went to 401
Sagar, Sahil, and Krish were sleeping
Then went to 402 a boy with BITS Pilani Tee opened the door.
"I am your roommate. Shivansh." I said
"Arre Prodigy. I am Yash Sheroff." this guy replied
"Acha tu hai, Unfiltered wala" (Oh! You are from the unfiltered group)
"Han, saman Kahan hai tera" (Yes, where is your luggage)
"401, Ek do din main shift kr Jana hai." (It's in 401. I have to shift in one or two days again)
then I saw a message in the WhatsApp group that tomorrow we have to get reach the training hall by 9 AM.
then we went to sleep.
If you were also a volunteer post your experiences with me in the comments. That I can add to the upcoming blog. That is it from my side this is me Shivansh signing off. You can sign in to Shivansh Says so that you will get updated whenever I post a new blog. Do let me know how can I improve my blog in the comments if you feel the blog is not up to the mark.
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